men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

For which f are you drinking to? Fuck, forget, or fun?
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snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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So I smoked weed this weekend. We were old lovers. He still makes me laugh, but my cheeks don’t hurt anymore and the tone is sarcastic. He fills the room with the smoke of awkwardness and I just pass the joint to a friend beside me as fast as I can. I’m over weed now, I’m too old for it. Weed…


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean